is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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