No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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