I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He has the fingertips of a God
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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