i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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