i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he was CRYING into my vagina
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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