Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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