if i died would you start the facebook group?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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