They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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