I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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