i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
im holly from the hills drunk
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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