Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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