so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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