im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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