i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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