So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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