It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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