Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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