what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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