"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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