somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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