She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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