He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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