Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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