At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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