I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Randomize