I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
