did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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