I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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