i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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