It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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