The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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