What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Did you just see the Batmobile???
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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