I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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