What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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