All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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