can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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