Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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