Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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