do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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