i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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