White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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