Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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