You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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