He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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