Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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