Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
