I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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