Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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