Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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