so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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