I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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