Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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