I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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