So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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