He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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