We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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