fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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