This girl is more easily done than said...
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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